fluffysheeple:

garbage-empress:

kafukafuura1917:

what kind of fucking name for a country is “the nether lands”. get a real fucking name

it sounds like a region in World of Warcraft.

corruptedspacecore:

satans-codpiece:

https://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2018/10/02/us/politics/donald-trump-tax-schemes-fred-trump.html

If you haven’t seen

Trump Engaged in Suspect Tax Schemes as He Reaped Riches From His Father

The president has long sold himself as a self-made billionaire, but a Times investigation found that he received at least $413 million in to

nytimes.com

The Times probably should have waited until after the Kavanaugh coverage slowed down, but then there probably would have just been some other big shit storm stirring up because every day is a hell day full of shit storms in the Trump Presidency, ensuring that every shitty thing he does gets buried in the latest shit storms.

waiting-for-reason:

Shade/Eunwol’s reaction to turning to dust.

(before this he said something along the lines of “finally” or “at last”. didn’t take a screenshot. was too busy gawking at my character dying…)

deadmugen:

tremendify:

vitamorsthetall:

caenis-doceri:

bugsgocracra0:

gaypeopletwitter:

Originally posted by sweetscarlett

@im-in-way-2many-fandoms

did nasa just forget bi and lesbians exist or did they ask them beforehand..would they that…i just..what..

its because they don’t want people getting pregnant on space missions, the article is badly written

scissoring in space is to be expected and respected

scissoring in space is to be expected and respected

anonymoustypewriter:

smolbiandreadytocry:

niconeeds2nap:

here’s a vid from the pov of the dudes inside

This is the only thing I will accept with the use of the phrase “boys will be boys”

HOLY SHIT WATCH THE OTHER VIDEO THAT WAS FAR MORE BOYS THAN I EXPECTED

i-am-a-fish:

hraewordsmith:

i-am-a-fish:

assbutt-still-in-hell:

i-am-a-fish:

krab-kid:

i-am-a-fish:

strawberry-girl-main:

i-am-a-fish:

supernational:

i-am-a-fish:

your-deku:

teamleadertrash01:

i-am-a-fish:

idkiguessiamatable:

honey-dew-baby:

i-am-a-fish:

somethingclicheandaesthetic:

i-am-a-fish:

i-am-a-fish:

i-am-a-fish:

the-gay-1:

i-am-a-fish:

toomuchdickfort:

i-am-a-fish:

happy tuesday im so happy it’s tuesday if it were any other day id be so very sad

Oh boy should we tel them?

tell me whab? (:

THAT TUESDAYS ARE GREAT HAHAHAHAHHHHHH………

i know!!!!! they make me so happy! :D

anyway it’s time for bed so goodnight! see yall tomorrow!

good morning!! happy tuesday!

Hey bud I’ve got some bad news.

oh no bad news D: ?! how could something bad happen on a tuesday???

It’s Thursday. I’m sorry but I couldn’t let you go on like this. It’s not Tuesday. It hasn’t been Tuesday for a while.

HOW COULD YOU DO THIS! LET HIM BE HAPPY!!!

t.. thurs… wha?

IT’S TUESDAY FISH

QUIT LYING TO THEM.. THEY MUST KNOW THE TRUTH.

tues….day? .right??

Of course!!!!

TUESDAY!! :’D !!!!

Yes fish!!! Tuesday!!!!

oh that’s so great to hear i can rest easy now!!goodnight see you all tomorrow! ♥️♥️

hey fish,,,,, it won’t be tuesday forever

uhh, good morning to you too i guess ): ,

and of course it can’t be tuesday forever that would be ridiculous! it’s just that TODAY is tuesday. Happy tuesday!!!!!

Hey fish what other days are there?

to be honest i don’t really know yet! anyway it was a very lovely tuesday i’ll see yall tomorrow!!!!

can’t wait!!!! if you’re seeing this in the morning, happy tuesday fish!!

i AM seeing it in the morning, on tuesday morning!! happy tuesday!!! today has felt really long but i love tuesday so its very good

northvvinds:

biological-warfare:

giveme-brandy-onmybreath:

mitsurugi:

gordonjramsay:

skypestripper:

aclorable:

aclorable:

aclorable:

which country has the most birds

portugeese

wait

thats a language

portugull

nice recovery

don’t you mean nice redovery

turkey, how did we miss turkey

@lotsandlotsofbirds @todaysbird

tiktoksithinkarefunny:

one-for-all-plus-ultra:

xekstrin:

icedsilver:

tilthat:

TIL plants make caffeine to defend themselves against pests. Caffeine is toxic to birds, dogs, cats, and it has a pronounced adverse effect on mollusks, various insects, and spiders.

via reddit.com

Coffee plant: *evolves caffeine* Safe at last

Humans: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Why are we like this….

the fact that we can’t drink sea water even tho its the most common type of water just bc its 3% salt yet we can safely consume multiple forms of literal poison and even benefit from doing so just blows my fucking mind

2man222:

suppermariobroth:

A licensed Nintendo 3DS XL/LL cover from Japan uses official art of Luigi looking to the side. However, the cover removes part of Luigi’s neck, causing him to appear much shorter.
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ghosting-dreams:

relatablephotosofjustinmcelroy:

the exact polar opposite of this image